Thursday 11 June 2015

MY IZOMBIE REVIEW!!!

Talk about annoying.. i mean really now..

Dont get me wrong, the series starts off at an okay note.. Girl, who is a doctor.. sorry was a doctor gets turned into a zombie.. cliche break up from her fiance because of the "He cant take who i am boo hoo" works in the morgue (has a cool boss btw) for free food (brains) which gives her super power visions for solving cases bla bla bla  and theeeeen gets this hot dude.. who is a zombie.. just when she thought she cant get laid over the whole situation.. (yeah just when you think getting an std is worse, you get a 1 night stand and wake up a zombiiiieeeee... booooo.. which hasnt yet happened in the series..)



And btw this guy from "How i met your mother" is there.. currently dont know his name and am too pissed to google, i just have to finish this story 1st!!!

So like every series their is a bad guy, who in this case is the how i met your mother guy.. Now he is so bad that not only is he a zombie but he starts a whole business based on this by infecting rich dudes and selling brains at a RIDICULOUS amount so he can like also get laid and get a spray tan(because zombies got like reeeaaaallly pale skin) and feel all powerful.. i dont know..  so he gets these brains from homeless guys and kids from shelters that the police wont bother to look for.. I mean daym heartless much.. poor kids.. aw and head of police? ALSO a zombie.. infected by that guy..

So here is the UTTERLY ANNOYING PART this girl.. the main character is so stupid!!! i mean for a doctor.. sorry former doctor.. i expect you to be atleast clever.. aw and by the way, the brain they it, they get that person's traits.. eg kung fu, literature genius, personality, and she still manages to make rookie mistakes I MEAN REALLY WOMAN.. she gets her hot zombie boyfriend killed, his ex fiance sent to the mental institution and soon her 16 yr old brother might end up being a delivery boy of the bad guy, through his mum who gave him the employment form.. GAAAAAAA!!!

This is  how i currently feel


okay i dont know if the last bit will happen, am in like episode 7... so yeah.. am so annoyed with this chic that if she cries i dont feel sympathy for her.. am just like "THATS WHAT YOU GET BIAAAATCH" eating my noodles and fries and shit.. burning calories..

lol anyway, want anymore movie reviews comment bellow and let me know.. LOVE YAH!!! XOXO

aw and the guy i was talking about not knowing the name is David Anders


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