I am going to briefly explain why i write and why i have a blog.......................because i want to.
So enough about my excuses and how cool i am *hair flip* hahaha sigh #goals
Now what do these 2 movies have in common, apart from having delicious men who are just to die for..
one, the heading is written in RED!!!!!!
Two..... For the love of God why are these directors hell bent on destroying our fairy tales!!!????
Now I cant meet a hot man in the woods without thinking he might have skeletons the size of Goliath that might end up killing me.
Okay... Okay.. I get it.. There are bad men on this earth that dont necessary look out for your best interest but COME ON!!!! and to make it worse, the characters portrayed, (the villains that is) start of as the "perfect guy".. all sweet, steamy, sexy, ABS and shit... The complete package.. Untill y'all had to give them AIDS or make them killers or violent or just something bad... Might as well make them gay!!! (no offence, straight girl) (for the guy dudes, "might as well make them straight!!!!")
So what you are trying to tell us Mr director is if a hot guy comes up to me... and i mean sexy, heart in my mouth, wet panty dropper, mouth watery, eyes can see in to your soul kinda sexy.. comes up to me and wants to buy me coffee and compliments how good i look (Im thinking I'll be having PJs and no make up, probably getting groceries) and he wants my number and he keeps telling me eyes up here coz i keep staring at his ABS!!! and he has a British accent.. and speaks Italian.. and is a model from Milan.. with royal blood..
wooh got a little carried away there.. but basically what you are trying to say is i should....
or maybe call the police.. or take him to the doctor..
No wait.. tell my boyfriend who keeps taking me for granted but will realize it after I get with the "wrong" option and end up fucked up but he ends up happily ever after with some other "good" woman????????????? or ends up dead???????
I need to speak with you Tyler Perry or the other director i dont know his name.. You 2 must have had a really bad childhood... like why would you write such a story???? Why are you killing our fantasies????
I cant even wank to a cute guy no more because am like "aw yeah.. take off that shirt... yeah and those sexy pants.. touch me there... yeahhh.. nooo.. nooo... stop strangling me... where did you get a whip? now you tying me down??? aw hell no! a shot gun????" and just like that wanking is no longer an option!!! jk.. but seriously.. even 50 shades of grey aint any better..
WHYYY?????? stop it!!! seriously.. you are killing me!!!!
I need a glass of water.. I just cant...
Until next time... Lots of love!!!!
