ALL MEN ARE DOGS!!!

Hellow beautiful people!!

So... ehem ehem.. Nothing personal.. just clearing the air..  I'm sure most of you are familiar with this certain phrase.. you have heard it, used it or it has been dedicated to you..
It has either been "ALL MEN ARE DOGS" or "If  all men are dogs, who told you to try all of them w***e?"
Both of these comments are CRAP!!!!!! Yeah I said it!!! C..R...A...P...!!!!!
1 Dogs are known to be very loyal, and mans best friend.. and this includes you woMAN!! and they are very intelligent.. I mean to compare a stupid man who broke your heart to a dog.. i mean really? was sheep taken? cow? what about donkey? Aw and did i say Dogs are loyal too.. So Honey.. Bad men are not like Dogs.. Noooo

And Now for the people who use the second quote of "Who told you to try all of them" whether you add an insult at the end or not, the statement itself is an insult.. way to make a girl feel better about being dumped, cheated on, embarrassed, feeling alone or being rejected or even raped (yeah bet you never thought of that) etc  It is not her fault she see's all men that way.. This is not something you wake up and decide "Aw am going to call all men dogs today"
I mean would you imagine if she actually tried ALL men.. Not only would she have found the one but.. I know if it was me, i would have been living on the moon, Obama, Billgates, Colimo, and I havent even started on the celebrities.. I would be RICH!!! child support, love support, Blackmail money.. money money MONEEEEY!!!! (just ask vee hehehe just kidding) I mean can you imagine!!!!!! So NO GENIUS.. She hasnt tried all men...

Again nothing personal..

But you do have to understand, it doesn't take experience from a million bad men to come to such a conclusion, It can even be just 10.. If all you do, is wake up in the morning and have the bad luck or fate of meeting with the bad kind of men who give bad experiences, especially if you always chose to see the best in people, wouldn't you also say that all men are dogs??  well just until you find that one to prove you wrong.. So before any of you use the above phrases again..THINK!!!!! ALOT!!!!

And honey, If you think all Men are bad then you are right, yes you are.. all men.. that you have met.. that made you sad are the same(a** h***s) and they are bad.. and i wish you all the luck in the world, I hope you find one that will finally make you smile.. or heck you can man up and do it yourself, make yourself smile.. It is not compulsory for you to have a man in your life to feel complete. . Am just saying

aaaaannnnddddd...

MY RAMADHAN EXPERIENCE

HEY LOVED ONES!!!

To My Fellow Muslims Asalaam Aleikum!!!!

I know.. I know.. It has been a million years since my last post.. bear with me, I'm trying to get used to this blog thing.. but I will try to post as much as i can..

Sooo yet again it is the Holy month of Ramadan. I am not going to go into detail about what this month means to us Muslims and etc but mainly its about fasting and praying and just being a good muslim, everyday for around a month to 40 days (i dont count) for like 19 hrs each day (again i dont count)

LETS BEGIN!!!!!!

Prayer..
I dont pray frequently (the 5 salats/prayers) any day including during ramadan but.. I AM TRYING!!! dont judge.. baby steps honey.. (i make a point to constantly say duas(kinda like small short prayers) to everything every time before and after)
but compared to other days, during ramadhan, I am a very prayerful person.. infact i am the one who nags my brother(who's following me) to constantly pray(the 2 little ones are always on time.. they outshine me).. I am like the jackie chan of prayer.. the shia lebouf of prayer "i just DO IT!!!"  (seriously hoping you got that joke)

Fasting..
This is hard!!! especially if you are a food junky..like me.. but am used to it.. kinda.. but during the beginning, like when i was younger, it... was... BRUTAL!!!!!

I would almost cry.. i kept sucking my thumb(yes i was a thumb sucker, i stopped after falling down the stairs and almost losing my 2 front teeth.. thinking back, it was hilarious.. story for another day..)
Now some people say at the beginning of the fast is the hardest or towards the end.. or in the middle or when its hot or when its cold.. For me!!! Its towards the finish line of ramadhan, the last week.. and when its cold.. because unlike heat which only makes you thirsty, cold brings HUNGER!!!!!!!! and alot of my projects are research based, so when I'm tired of  studying, I tend to wonder off.. and guess who i meat.. i mean meet along the way... those cooking youtube videos.. those food images.. those evil eeeeevillll delicious yummy food.... and the smell from the neighbor's kitchen.. keep in mind i still have'nt gone to cook for iftar(evening meal) with mummy.. who will hit my mum whenever i forget and try to taste something..
ooh by the way check out this video for easy to make mug cakes, stumbled on it and i thought i should share..

Anger..
Now naturally whenever i get hungry, i am one grumpy MATHA(its ramadhan shhhh) so you can imagine during this holy month.. I snap at even air!!! "Like waow you just chose to blow this direction huh, i wish i had a leaf blower vacuum to suck THE AIR OUT OF YOU!!! YOU HEAR ME!!!????"  or when someone accidentally walks infront of him and we almost bump into each other, i will mumble all the way home in anger..

then remember am fasting and try to just chiiiillllll... (It is not encouraged to be angry, fight or insult someone during ramadan, it is considered like breaking your fast aka eating so you try keep it on a lease/leach.. i dont know.. that thingy that is used on dogs )
anywho.. That is where Yoga and prayer and reading the Quran (sometimes 4 me.. like 4 times a week) comes into action..

Sleepyness!!!! (there is no such word but its Kenya, we can say whatever we want lol)
 If you dont keep busy during this cold weather, and you are fasting, and keep in mind you just cant watch any movie or listen to just any music, then you will end up falling asleep, waking up grumpier and tossing & turning all night coz you used up all your sleep..dummy..  which is me... in some days.. what?? dont judge!!! the struggle is real!

So those are my major experiences during ramadhan so far.. Just for the sake of MR. SAKE over here, I am proud of being a Muslim, I love my religion, and all it really stands for(not the fabricated lies used to oppress others MADE BY MAN and not God) and I appreciate this Holy month..

Thank you for reading aka letting me bore you lol
LOVE YOU! LOVE YOU! LOVE YOU!
Ramadhan Kareem to my dear Muslims.. and Be blessed to my non Muslims..
I dont even care who is what or who.. Ramadhan kareem and be blessed to you all
I love you all either way xoxo

MY IZOMBIE REVIEW!!!

Talk about annoying.. i mean really now..

Dont get me wrong, the series starts off at an okay note.. Girl, who is a doctor.. sorry was a doctor gets turned into a zombie.. cliche break up from her fiance because of the "He cant take who i am boo hoo" works in the morgue (has a cool boss btw) for free food (brains) which gives her super power visions for solving cases bla bla bla  and theeeeen gets this hot dude.. who is a zombie.. just when she thought she cant get laid over the whole situation.. (yeah just when you think getting an std is worse, you get a 1 night stand and wake up a zombiiiieeeee... booooo.. which hasnt yet happened in the series..)

And btw this guy from "How i met your mother" is there.. currently dont know his name and am too pissed to google, i just have to finish this story 1st!!!

So like every series their is a bad guy, who in this case is the how i met your mother guy.. Now he is so bad that not only is he a zombie but he starts a whole business based on this by infecting rich dudes and selling brains at a RIDICULOUS amount so he can like also get laid and get a spray tan(because zombies got like reeeaaaallly pale skin) and feel all powerful.. i dont know..  so he gets these brains from homeless guys and kids from shelters that the police wont bother to look for.. I mean daym heartless much.. poor kids.. aw and head of police? ALSO a zombie.. infected by that guy..

So here is the UTTERLY ANNOYING PART this girl.. the main character is so stupid!!! i mean for a doctor.. sorry former doctor.. i expect you to be atleast clever.. aw and by the way, the brain they it, they get that person's traits.. eg kung fu, literature genius, personality, and she still manages to make rookie mistakes I MEAN REALLY WOMAN.. she gets her hot zombie boyfriend killed, his ex fiance sent to the mental institution and soon her 16 yr old brother might end up being a delivery boy of the bad guy, through his mum who gave him the employment form.. GAAAAAAA!!!

This is  how i currently feel

okay i dont know if the last bit will happen, am in like episode 7... so yeah.. am so annoyed with this chic that if she cries i dont feel sympathy for her.. am just like "THATS WHAT YOU GET BIAAAATCH" eating my noodles and fries and shit.. burning calories..

lol anyway, want anymore movie reviews comment bellow and let me know.. LOVE YAH!!! XOXO

aw and the guy i was talking about not knowing the name is David Anders